Ask Maximilian the Hussar Pony !

I figure I should tell you guys whats up:

This blog is kind of dead in the water, Im not going to be working on it or doing much with it. I am, however, running a new blog which you can find & follow here: legions-everlasting

Its been going for a while now, its basically a story blog that also allows asks and submits: anything from questions to a specific charachter, requests, and so on to full blown fan-story submissions (provided you agree to allow me to edit them as I see fit to keep them canon-correct, or that I might not always reply to your character ‘directly’)

Yeah I know, its not actually about ponies. But its there if you want to take a look at it. Give it a shot, my followers cant seem to find anything wrong with it yet, so it has to be at least half-way decent.

So uh, if you happened to enjoy Gladiator, or Roman stuff in general, by all means, check it out and decide for yourself whether or not its worth your time.

PPS: The entire story is painstakingly presented chronologically, so its best to start at the beginning.

I’ll be the toast of the treaty, the grenadier on the go

I’m the type of Prussian every-Prussian, every-Prussian should know

I’ll be the one to win, the guy in the flow 

I’m the type of pony every-Prussian, every-Prussian should know!

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Becoming as powerful as powerful can be

Making mein mark, making mein mark in junker society 

I’m the Kapitan of der Gruppe, the Kommandant of the show, ja !

I’m the type of Prussian every-Prussian every-Prussian should know!

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See how zhey hang on every order that I speak ! 

My approving glare is what they all seek 

I’m der Guten Kamerade, not just another Frontschwein bro,

I’m the type of Prussian every-Prussian should know !

At the front, at the ball, on a fancy steed 

Becoming the hero, the hero of der Armeekorps !

I’m die besten der besten, not just another Frontschwein bro, ja !

I’m ze type of Prussian every-Prussian, every-Prussian should know !

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Because I’m the type of Prussian

Ja, I’m der type of Prussian…

Ja, I’m der type of Prussian every-Prussian should know!—————

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Friedrich: Uhh, noone knows or cares about this blog. This is preety much your last post.

Maximilian: Hush Friedrich *sniff* just hush…

sturmpony:

ask-maximilian-the-hussarpony replied to your post: ask-maximilian-the-hussarpony replied to your…

((to be entirely fair, the person who successfully argued for it to be taken down had a legitimate point. I didnt want to hurt people.))

((I still think people (reasonable ones at least) understood the difference between satire and support. But I understand your reasons for doing it.))

((Yeah, this blogs kind of dying too. As i said in my last text post, im seriously considering killing it and abandoning tumblr. Seems like after gesta things have just gone down hill))

I think Im going to go ahead and just make a new blog. Deleting this one in the process. It hasnt gone that well for me. Im not as interested in the charachter as I was with ask-gestapony, my old blog. The laughs are non existant at best, and the satire isnt really all that clear to anybody. I cant honestly decide if Max is an idiot, a gentlecolt, or some analogy to something else.

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unitedstatesofawesome:

oraclebats:

but then i pretty much quit

oops

(Source: youngadventuress)

livelovefangirling:

1: You’re ugly.
2: I hate your tumblr.
3: I love your tumblr.
4: You’re my Tumblr crush.
5: Your Tumblr is amazing.
6: You’re hot.
7: You’re gorgeous.
8: You’re pretty.
9: I want your number. 
10: I’m on your blog often.

You few, you happy few, you band of brothers (and sisters);
    For he to-day that clicketh his mouse and follow me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition;
    And gentlecolts in Equestria now-a-bed
    Shall think themselves accurs’d they did not follow me,
    And hold their colthoods cheap whiles any speaks
    That followed me upon tumblr today.